SO I WAS JUST CASUALLY SEARCHING GOOGLE IMAGES FOR ‘JONATHAN TOEWS AND PATRICK KANE’ AND THEN I FIND THIS GEM:
do you ever just look at a hockey player and think you’re a fucking moron god bless you
You’re not that scary.
Well, here’s a picture of your grandma’s feet!
Oh, darn it!
you know you’ve seen that show too many times when you read all that in their voices.
Do you ever just hear a hockey player’s voice for the first time and think yooooooooooooo
*NHL announces expansion to las vegas*
[tyler seguin trips over his feet asking for a trade]
(jonny toews claps his hands over pkanes ears and guides him away)
(Paul Bissonnette offers to play for payment in beer and speedos)
(Michael Del Zotto speeds over to Vegas in his salmon shorts on his inflatable dolphin)
tell me this doesn’t look like a boy band album cover